we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
tell me about the fingering
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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