im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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