So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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