i barfeds in our rink
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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