are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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