My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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