Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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