It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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