So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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