hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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