Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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