This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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