we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
organizing the empties. That sober.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This baby is an asshole
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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