i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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