Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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