It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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