I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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