3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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