with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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