He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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