it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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