i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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