There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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