You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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