She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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