Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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