Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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