Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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