So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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