We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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