i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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