Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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