just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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