How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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