so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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