ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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