I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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