it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Drake has all the answers
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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