I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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