My room smells like vodka and shame
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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