Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
