god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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