Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
