if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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