I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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