Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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