When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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