Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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