i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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