Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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