his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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