My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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