Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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