I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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