Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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