At least make sure they are 18
Why
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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